Kuroyanagi Enzan's Life Report

cough cough

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:41:04 GMT

i think i'm coming down with a cold/fever/flu. woke up this morning with a sore throat, runny nose and a mild headache. walked around the office. doing nothing much. just rechecking some paperwork. did nothing at all with the whole repairing stuff. serving some customers. bla bla bla. ran back a lil bit early today. my boss was just about to ask me to re-re-re-key in paperwork into the computer (first it was checking second was onto paper now computer? I DID IT 3 TIMES!! WTF!? meh. the systems changing anyway..)

Now... Random thoughts.. I'm always wondering about english and the way it's constructed sometimes.
when one says "I'm coming down with XXX" means they're having a disease and it's usually bad..
When another one says "I'm coming up with XXX" is usually used for good things like ideas(well.. some of them are good..)
And when the last says "I'm coming"... it's a different thing all together..(both with the "o" and the "u")

Link of what i'm looking at~! :
http://www.onemanga.com/Eyeshield_21/251/06/ (omg sauna.. now if the cameras are just a wee bit lower..)
http://www.onemanga.com/Eyeshield_21/240/02-03/ (TELL ME YOUR EYES ARE NOT SNAPPED ON TO HIS CROTCH!?)
http://www.onemanga.com/Eyeshield_21/259/08/ (omg cbt?[cock and balls torture])
*spurt nosebleed*
That's all folks~

Edit. Ever felt when you watch porn with some corny lines? Does that give you boner kills? coz it sure does for me.
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cough cough

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:30:59 GMT

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Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:25:37 GMT

Urgh. Today was a lil' bad. Just so some of you may know, I was suppose to be an engineer/technician but my boss moved me towards the front desk to deal with the stocks and stuff. it's not all that bad. i don't have to sit behind and do all the repairing and soldering. The bad part is, i don't get to learn much. meh. all i did all day was re-arrange some stuffs and do some excel work. nothing much aside from that.

Oh and here's the fun part. My boss seems to won some extra money from the share market and he treated all for lunch. Cool I guess. I enjoyed it. (though to be honest he actually owe me some money so in turn i paid half of what i ordered already. :* ) He also ordered for me a cuppa espresso. (which the cup was so small... i think it would be smaller than the length of your pinky finger. Not to mention i felt MORE sleepy the rest of the day)

Now... here comes the weird and kinky part. Today, the brother of my boss came for a visit.. When they sat opposite each other.. is it bad that my brain just automatically locked on to the term incest?

Oh and one last thing.. Charge up a capacitor and zap it on yourself.. feels fun.. and tingly.. and weird.. (to both me and my groin. >.> ) [my boss did that to me today and i was BONED!!! >< ]

p.s. : http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Animations/Weird_Random/Random/Hulk_Smash_Energy_Drink/

*twitch twitch*

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Now playing: Masakazu Sugimori - Examination ~ Allegro 2001
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Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:42:52 GMT

Ah~ today working was tiresome. Nothing much happened except i kinda got one of my colleague scolded though. felt kinda sorry for it.. Aside from that.. i got zapped due to some careless-ness. Felt good.. though my hand got drained of energy.. Bleh.i guess you could say i'm "wired". haha.

Anywayz..(i see to use this term alot nowadays.. @_@) I had a dream this morning, I dreamt i was arguing with my dad so bad i grabbed the kitchen knife.. @_@ i woke up before "killin" him though.. still it's kinda weird.. @_@

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Now playing: Masakazu Sugimori - Ryuuichi Naruhodou ~ Objection! 2001
http://foxytunes.com/artist/masakazu+sugimori/track/ryuuichi+naruhodou+~+objection!+2001

It's ALIVE!!!!

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:17:08 GMT

*brush brush* Ooooh~~!! *scrubba scrubba* ~I am the genie from magiland and I can grant you anything~~~ OMG REALLY!? ~No i'm just kidding.. i just can return you your privilege of using LiveJournal again~ Oh...

Anyways~ It's really been awhile since i last wrote anything on this thing.. (last i checked was 72 weeks.. that's.. 2 years? wow... was i really missing for that long?) Just so you know, Malaysia's school systems works something like this : when you first enters a college/polytechnic or stuff like that, there will be a certain time of studying and then you'll leave school for a short while/semester to work and gain some experience before continuing the course again. (this is just a small info for those who live in the states or canada since i got the info you guys don't have this kind of system running there [if this is mistaken... *stares at a particular feline*]

and WHY am i writing all this down? well, in case you missed the hint, i'm already at this point in my course. and i have to work for 6(SIX!!!!) whole month... bleh.. that just proves it.. i'm lazy.. lol...

Anyways.. just so you guys know, i'm studying electrical electronic engineering majoring in computers (which i'm not particularly interested in.. but.. this "was" the only thing that i could choose from with a high chance of me getting into any college at chance. So now i'm working in a small company nearby. Oh and i hafta write in a small lil book i have about most of what i do during work.. so.. i might as well write something here.. except of course this being a lil' bit more detailed (lol i just wrote "tail" omg i'm such a furry lol~) and more pervy goodness... (me thinks?)

Oh. and just so you guys know.. I'm playing this game called DotA which you can find at :- http://www.dota-allstars.com/index.php
From random time to time i might speak something about it.. so.. if you guys don't like it.. DEAL with it~~ Chu~ <3
(you know.. that "3" part looks like a butt sideways)

P.S. tell me if you play DotA anyways.. I wana try playing with people out of my group~~

Oh and i've just started playing Phoenix Wright. (Hah I'm slow) since i just got a working NDS EMU and all (HAH I'm Cheap!!) and here's what I found..

http://www.capcom.co.jp/gyakutensaiban/takarazuka_index.html

Everyone.. you are pleased to scream..

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:29:40 GMT

You Should Be With an Air Sign!

Your best match is a Gemini, Libra, or Aquarius

Why? You crave excitement and playful banter
Only an Air Sign can match your wit - and keep you on your toes
As for fun, an Air Sign guy will show you plenty� with tons of surprises
Just be sure to introduce him to some new playful experiences as well!

What Sign Guy Should You Date?

.... uh......

Your Brain is 73% Female, 27% Male

Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

What Gender Is Your Brain?

*twitch twitch*

You Are 34% Pure

Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow.
You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one!

The 100 Question Purity Test

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.

Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.

You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!

People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

gee... I'm a real weird fellow..

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:17:57 GMT

Well! I'm back for the holidays from college Polytechnic for malaysians. But if you guys are curious to know, here's how it works.

Vocational Programmes and Polytechnics Schools

Besides the university degrees, students also have the option of continuing their education in professional courses such as the courses offered by the ICSA (Institute of Chartered Secretaries and Administrators) etc. Polytechnics in Malaysia provide courses for diploma level (3 years) and certificate level (2 years).

The following is a list of the public polytechnics in Malaysia.

Universities produce almost 150,000 skilled graduates annually.

. It's been really tough there and lots have happen. but I'll try to keep it short if it bores you.

Well. On the first day there, after doing up all the registration and everything, i just found out that i was "meant" to be staying in the girls dorm. (This is due to the fact my sister registered me into the school as a "GIRL". After about 2 hours later only I got my key. went in to the dorm with my family, some light cleaning. and turns out I'm staying alone for day 1. Joy! However, there are some unfortunate things.

There's wireless but we have to activate it. My dad's laptop sucks! so in the end I had to trade it back for a desktop from my sister. and there's no internet till I activate it. and so far.. I still haven't got it yet. So excuse me if I tend to be missing for such a long period of time. :(

Night alone = Scary! (Hey! It's a new place!) Oh and by the way, i'm staying on ground floor. Fine by me!

Orientation starts on day 2! After listening to non-stop speeches for the whole day, we had to move here and there. And this goes on for the whole week! Aside from that, seniors bully us non-muslim (So yea, we have a separated party among the muslim and non-muslim.) into doing things like cleaning and everything. you know basic things. act weird in front of crowds and the such. Still fine by me but~~ The fact that they retained us from sleeping till 3"A.M."!! Was way out of hand. Tormenting!! And what's worse is that they made us get up at 5 AM!!!! Ouch.. T^T

After orientation was over, class starts. bla bla bla, nothing happends here. (Oh and if you're curious, "NON" of my classmates are cute/sexy. however... the seniors caught my eyes though. only 3 "male" seniors in the 2nd sem. and 2 of them are like HAWT! (Pictures come later after I take my camera.)) Food are okay, though they tend to be REA~~~~~lly pricey

Okay, During the Morale (A.k.a. Non-muslim class) There's this teacher that noticed that i was speaking english "well" as she would call it, and made me join the Elocution team( is there really such a thing?) Malay direct translation calls it debate but we students call it public speaking. She's christian by the way, often brings me to church... alot... and the church converse in chinese.. which I have absolutely little experience in conversing in (and I call myself a chinese.. HAH!) But anyways, she constantly trains me on the speech which is quite annoying since I don't do trainings. :P and about a week later, she made me "ACT" on our independence day. ON STAGE!! IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!! EXCU~~~SE MOI!!! I'M FIRST SEM!!!!

Speeding things up, Onto the day of competition, 3 cars, 3 lecturers, 2 team (1 islam thingy team and our team), 4 people each on a journey alllllll~~~~ the way to the southern side of malaysia(Kuantan). we're on the north(perlis) The lecturer's driving is totally SCARY!!!!!!! I think I just got car sick. *turns green*

Upon arriving, we had to stay in a school... which is like totally LAME! I mean the entrance and some building were beautiful but as soon as you go in.. Blergh... It's icky and FILLED WITH FLIES!!! Note.. FILLED!!! You leave your food for 29 seconds and flies are covering it!!! LITERALLY!!! Anyways. competition is kinda tough. and i got 4th place.. (DAMN 3rd place gets 150 bucks!!) and took some picture with competitors from other schools too. It was fun. Really nice being there.. I think I fallen in love too~~ but unfortunately he's straight.. :(

(I'm not telling you which am I, but you'd have to guess before I reveal the answer. ;P )

Oh 1 of them sounds like elvis presley! REALLY!!

Anyways. On the way back, we stopped at the "largest" shopping mall in malaysia. And To get lost without the lecturer noticing until they got back all the way north... is seriously amusing. Had to sit a train home myself.. on my own.. and it's freezing!!!!!!

anyways.. holidays now.. painful.. lotsa assignments.. *sighs* Anyways~ On with the work.

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:29:09 GMT

My state's having a ICT (Internet convention trade) and My dad and I were giving an exhibition here. Quite interesting, alot of internet related stuffs are here. There are contests going on as well at the back sections. Among the contests are Counter-Strike (you know the game where people run around the place to kill the opposition party?), A new game called Last Chaos (The weakest creature is a fox and wolf.. *sobs*) MMORPG and Half-life 2. And a PC assembling contest, I was late in registration so that means I'm disqualified. :(

Anyhow. That's all I'm doing for now, playing games.. :P Having head ache from excess playing.. :D

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:41:19 GMT

Sorry I didn't notice this earlier. (and merely thanks to quentinwolf that I actually found out) Happy Birthday tzisorey. Hope you had a great year and a better one to come next. I'd supply gifts if you were actually staying in malaysia though, Unfortunately. you don't :P.

Now that' you're celebrating your birthday, why not show us a picture in your birthday suit? Hmm? ;)

Gay Related Clips.

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:34:11 GMT

I was looking through youtube for things like Death-note PV and such when I found these

(interesting movie. Anyone have it?)

(Do you fancy a bum?)

This is my first post, Try not to get too angry.

Cross-Posted to my own journal.

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:25:28 GMT

http://www.endbible.com/?gclid=CMOgzKjNxIwCFQWdYAodcCqaVw

God's new rule/Law in the bible~

New Additions:
- Homosexuality and Fornication Forgiven
- Gay Marriage in God's Kingdom.

... I suppose homophobics are now banned?

Edit: Mind Doing a lil' help for me as to get me some Death Note Pictures? I'm now a real fanboy for it. Thanks.

Edit Edit : Big sized one preferred~ Any pictures is okay but Light and L's Picture's a Plus. Mostly L though, I love his hair do~

GAY SORA

Fri, 25 May 2007 09:56:54 GMT

It's actually true... I have to say that he really does look kinda gay no matter how i look at it.

Yiffstar is down? Gee.. No porn.. :(

Sat, 19 May 2007 07:36:50 GMT

Inmate Sues Doctor For Circumcision Gone Wrong

Seeks $90,000 For Alleged Physical, Emotional Damage

... :O >.>;;

Owch..

Story continue here : http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/750903/detail.html

Bad news aside.. DR TRAN AND THE TOY CoC...er...I mean CACK

Gore...really really gore..

Copied from Plastiger

Fri, 18 May 2007 12:48:04 GMT

Your Score: Chaotic-Evil

22% Good, 68% Chaotic

Plane of Existence: The Abyss, "Plane of Infinite Layers". Notable Inhabitants: Demons.

Examples of Chaotic-Evils (Ethically Chaotic, Morally Evil)

Sephiroth (FFVII)

Jack The Ripper

Baron Vladamir Harkonnen

Blackbeard the Pirate

Cruella DeVille

Khan Noonian Singh

Dr. Evil

The Joker

Professor Moriarty

Lord Voldemort

Actively opposes law, order, good, and all other sissy constraints on doing whatever he or she feels like doing. The stereotypical chaotic evil [person] is the black knight, roaming around on his own, looking for something nasty to do.

Will not necessarily keep their word

Would attack an unarmed foe

Will use poisons

Will not help those in need

Prefers to work alone

Responds poorly to higher authority

Distrustful of organizations

Self-preservation and personal gain are their ultimate goals.

Less inclined to long term planning.

Chaotic Evil "Demonic"

"Destroyer"

A chaotic evil [person] does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Fortunately, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him.

These [people] will commit any act to further their own ends. Chaotic evil is sometimes called "demonic" because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil.

Chaotic evil is power without control, selfishness unfettered by any law.

Other Alignments and Tendencies (Tendenices are what you would more often sway towards; esp. for Neutrals):

0-39% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Evil

0-39% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Evil

40-60% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Neutral

40-60% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: True Neutral

40-60% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Neutral

61-100% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Good

61-100% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Good

61-100% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Good

Link: The Alignment Test written by xan81 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Gee..I'm that evil?

Wed, 09 May 2007 12:10:10 GMT

Got myself to draw something 2 days ago. Got a little problem with my scanner (he's just being plain naughty I think) and Here it is

A friendly gift to Chibi-Chan. Not much to add I suppose.

Aside from that, if you're thinking I don't type much and update a little low, forgive me because I'm at a cybercafe and not in my cosy home.

Btw. Comments appreciated.

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:39:37 GMT

Well. not much news recently. I sorta got a little bored from my daily laze around, So I surf around for some str8 porn from my dad's comp. Aside from porn I also found some sex exercise tips. It's in malay though. but no worries. I traslated it for you guys.

Sexual exercise for the penis!

Hello fans of jbsex.cc website, here I'd like to explain a little on health exercise. I'll be helping you to do these health exercise with the pictures I supplied down here. If you'd like to do it in a more systematic way. you'll get a well paid off result which is your shaft becoming harder, longer and stronger.First, take a deep breath through your nose into your throat and then try to swallow the air and into your chest. And then you can feel the air give you a feeling of inner strenght in your body. Next imagine a ball that's being rolled around in the frontal area of your body underneath your stomach muscles. For now the air in your stomach is reaching towards the lowest part and flowing along your penis. This exercise is to enlarge your penis.

As you are concentrating the air into your penis, use three of your fingers (it says three of your middle fingers, so I suppose it means don't include your thumb and pinky finger) to put pressure on your penis and testicles. This is to prevent the air from going back into your body so that the energy will be stored in your penis

Do a normal breathing while placing your left finger on the .....(on the what I do not know. It literally writes "..." but I suspect the penis). Now start the massage on the penis. Pull it forward and backwards. Spread it around gently with for 36 times. now use your thumb to rub the head of the penis. It'll make your penis erect. If you're not used to this, Masturbate until your penis is hard.

Now hold the section in between the base of your penis and testicles like the one showed in the pictures with your right hand. Grasp it tightly, then pull your your penis with your left hand forward an inch. That way, the inner strenght will be sealed in your penis and will be directed into your penis' head. You'll feel a certain pressure on the head of your penis, hold it that way but don't force it too hard.Now pull your penis towards the right and turn it clockwise or anti-clockwise 36 times as you hold. This exercise is very useful to strenghen your kidney

Finally, gently beat your rock hard penis 36 times on your inner thigh as you hold the "air" inside your penis. After that, soak your penis in warm water for a minute. This is to help your penis absorb the hot energy and inflate it. If you do this, your penis will grow an inch in a month or two depending on your body structure.

Sexual Exercise to withold ejaculation.
This exercise is to delay ejaculation for you to play longer

An exercise to delay/lock/hold your sperm for a time being. This exercise is useful if you have sex and at the end of it, you'll ejaculate due to the feeling you'll get from the penis. The most common way is to press the section under the head of the penis(Look at pic 1, the bottom most penis). The second way is to hold it with your fist. So you'll have to grasp your shaft tightly with your 4 fingers as your thumb cover the hole(Based on pic 5, middle penis). The third way is to press on the base on the penis shaft. You can feel ease when you're heaving sex or while masturbating. you can choose whichever technique that's suitable and fun while having sex or masturbating. it's your choice and it's a right choice

Tips on delaying ejaculation.

Really useful for men having problem with sex. Usually Malay man (actually it applies to all) always ejaculate before the wife have a chance to have her climax (gays can really exclude this.) so a few tips are collected and usable. However these tips are not exactly used on men who have a stronger stamina to hold back ejaculation for it might take a REALLY long time to ejaculate

NOTE! : There are 10 tips in total. However, I'm not sure on what certain things are. So as I put the original content, people who can understand malay language please try to translate the missing things so I can complete this list

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3. Get some black beans (usually got from chinese medical shops) and pound till fine. mix it with water and rub it on penis while massaging it slowly for 5 to 8 minutes before sex
4. take the newly slain goat or a rooster's pancrease(i'm not exactly sure of the body part,but I remember that part lets out a certain acid that breaks down glucose), break it apart and rub it around penis for 5 to 8 minutes before sex
5. take a bat's blood and rub it on both the soles of your feet until the blood dries. wash it clean AFTER having sex.
6. Take egg yolk, white and red onion and add with a little water. boil it as eat before Asar (evening prayers for islam, others take it on dinner
7. almost the same as number 4 but this time the organ should be rubbed on the penis hole 5 minutes before sex
8. take red onion pound and mixed with egg yolk and drink it for 3 mornings in a row. this will help thicken your juice and with that it will delay ejaculation
9. take lime and pepper, grind and eaten when having sex (what the
10. take the liver of a goat, grind and eaten. this is said to delay ejaculation.

Hi Pengemarkan laman jbsex.cc, disini saya ingin menerangan kan serba sedikit mengenai senaman kesihatan .Saya akan membantu anda untuk melakukan senaman kesihatan melalui gambar yang saya sertakan dibawah ini. Jika anda lakukanya secara yang teratur ,maka anda akan mendapat hasil yang begitu memuaskan iaitu batang anda akan menjadi lebih besar,panjang dan kuat.

Mula² sekali anda tarik nafas melalui hidung ke dalam kerongkongan dan kemudian cuba anda menelan udara tersebut dan dorongkan ia turun kedalam dada. Selepas itu anda akan merasakan udara tersebut memberikan sesuatu kekuatan tenaga dalaman didalam tubuh anda. Kemudian anda cuba bayangkan seperti bola yang digulingkan kebawah dibahagian depan tubuh dibawah otot perut. Ketika ini udara didalam perut anda akan mencapai bahagian paling bawah yang kemudian menidorong udara masuk kedalam zakar anda. Latihan ini adalah untuk memperbesarkan saiz zakar anda.

Ketika anda mengarahkan udara masuk kedalam zakar anda gunakan tiga jari tengah tangan kiri untuk menekankan kuasa dalam ditengah bahagian zakar anda dan buah zakar. Tekanan ini mencegah udara mengalir kembali kedalam tubuh. Kekuatan ini akan tersimpan dibahagian zakar anda.

Lakukan pernafasan yang normal sambil menempatkan jari kiri pada titik ...... Pada saat ini mulakan urutan pada zakar. Tarik kedepan dan belakang, rengangkan dengan gerakan lembut yang teratur sebanyak 36 kali. Lalu gunakan ibu jari untuk menggosok kepala zakar. Ini akan membangkitkan zakar anda , jika anda belum biasa dengan urutan seperti ini ,ditambahkan lagi dengan hayunan onani sehingga batang zakar anda menjadi stim{keras}.

Selepas itu tangan kanan anda melingkari bahagian bawah zakar {seperti yng ditunjukkan didalam gambarajah} lingkar ia dengan kuat-kuat dan pegang ia dengan erat sekali.Kemudian tangan kiri luncurkan kebahagian depan sekitar satu inci. Dengan cara ini tenaga dalaman udara akan terkunci didalam zakar itu sendiri dan mendorong tenaga tersebut kehujung kepala zakar.Anda akan merasakan tekanan mendorong udara kebahagian depan kearah kepala zakar dan pertahankan keadaan begitu tetapi jangan memaksanya terlalu kuat.Lalu zakar ditarik kekanan dan putarkan 36kali searah jarun jam atau sebaliknya.Latihan ini amat berguna untuk memperkuatkan ginjal anda.
Akhir sekali , pukul secara lembut zakar anda yang sedang stim sebanyak 36 kali ke paha bahagian dalam, sambil itu ,anda menahan dorongan udara yang terkunci. Lakukan kearah kiri kemudian kearah kanan.Setelah itu, rendam zakar anda yang hangat kedalam air suam {kurang panas} selama 1 minit. Ini akan membantu zakar anda menyerap tenaga panas dan mengembangkannya.Jka anda melakukan senaman ini,zakar anda akan menghasilkan pertambahan sebanyak 1 inci selama 1 bulan atau 2 bulan pertama anda melakukannya.Ini semua bergantung pada struktur tubuh masing-masing.

Senaman Seks untuk menahan pancutan

Senaman untuk melambatkan pancutan air mani anda. Untuk anda bermain lebih lama lagi.

Senaman melambatkan/penguncian/penahan sperma untuk sementara waktu.. senam ini akan berguna jika anda melakukan hubungan seks dan pada akhir permainan yang menyebabkan zakar anda terpancut air mani kerana rangsangan yang diterima oleh Zakar.Cara pertama yang paling sering digunakan adalah menekan di saluran di bawah kepala zakar (lihat gambar dibawah yang paling atas).Dan cara kedua adalah menahan dengan genggaman tangan.Jadi seluruh batang zakar anda perlu digenggam secara kuat oleh 4 jari anda sambil ibu jari tangan anda menutup lubang zakar sehingga anda dapat mengawal pancutan sperma.{gambar bawah bahagian tengah kanan}.Cara yang ketiga adalah menekan pada saluran zakar anda bahagian bawah dekat dengan buha zakar,kemudian anda akan merasakan senang dengan aktiviti seks \nda atau senang melakukan onani/masturbasi.Anda boleh memilih mana satu carakah yang sesuai dan seronok untuk anda lakukan ketika melakukan persetubuhan atau onani/masturbasi/melancap.Itu adalah pilihan anda.Pilihan yang betul adalah pilihan bijik.

Ini amat berguna untuk lelaki yang menghadapi masalah dalam jima' atau perhubungan seks. Seringkali lelaki khususnya Melayu memancutkan mani sebelum isteri mencapai inzal atau klimaks. Beberapa petua telah dikutip dan boleh digunakan. Walaubagaimanapun, petua ini tidak sesuai bagi lelaki normal ketahanannya kerana ini akan melewatkan pancutan bila mana masa keluar mani sudah sepatutnya tiba. Ini boleh memudaratkan diri dan pasangan anda.
1. Dapatkan gambir kudat (boleh di beli) dengan sedikit air dan kemudian sapu pada zakar. Memadai menyapunya di bahagian kepada zakar sahaja. Usah sapu terlalu banyak kerana ini mengakibatkan zakar terus tegang tanpa memancutkan mani dalam masa yang amat lama. Sapukan kira-kira 20 minit sebelum jima' (perhubungan seks)
2. Sediakan 10 butir biji kapas dan 1 sudu minyak jarak, Tumbuk biji kapas hingga lumat dan gaulkan bersama minyak jarak hingga sebati. Sapukan minyak ini pada zakar dengan mengurutnya perlahan-lahan 5 hingga 8 minit sebelum jimaa ( perhubungan seks)
3.Ambil sedikit kacang lulai hitam ( bisasnya di jual di kedai jamu atau ubat cina) dan tumbuk hingga lumat. Campurkan dengan sedikit air hingga sebati dan sabukan sedikit pada zakar dengan mengurut perlahan-la
han 5 hingga 8 minit sebelum jimaa.
4. Ambil hempedu kambing atau ayam jantan yang baru di sembelih. Pecahkan dan lumurkan pada zakar dengan mengurut perlahan-lahan 5 hingga 8 minit sebelum jimaa.
5. Ambil darah kelawar, gosok pada kedua tapak kaki hingga kering darah itu. Basuhlah hingga bersih.
Selepas itu adakan perhubungan seks tersebut.
6. Ambil kuning telur, bubuh sebuku bawang merah, sebuku bawang putih, campurkan sedikit air. Jerangkan sehingga mendidih. Makan di waktu Asar sebelum makan petang.
7. Ambil hempedu ayam jantan. Gosokkan disekitar lubang zakar serta sekelilingnya kira-kira 5 minit sebelum jimaa.
8. Ambil bawang merah secawan, sebiji kuning telur, hancurkan bawang merah, kacau dan minum 3 pagi berturut-turut. Petua ini akan dapat menolong memekatkan air mani dengan pekatan air mani maka ia akan melewatkan pancutan.
9. Ambil limau purut dan lada sulah, pipis halus. Makan semasa mahu berjimaa.
10. Makan hati kambing yang telah dikasi. Ianya dikatakan dapat membolehkan kita lewat mengeluarkan mani.
Petua Melewatakan Pacutan Mani

Sorry for the lack of witty comment.. I'm kinda sad that people say I look like I'm already 22 years old.. *Sob*

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Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:18:04 GMT

Good news! (mostly for me anyways) I got accepted into university! (AMAZING! due to the fact my grades aren't so good. yet I got in!)

Bad news. Not exactly the course I'd like and the location is kinda isolated from the rest. and that isn't very nice. Why?
One : Kinda far from town
two : Things are really really expensive and I'm stingy.. ><

I divided the pros and cons of the place and I'm still deciding if I should go or not.

Pros
I get to study
Full internet time (i think)
Away from parents (major point)
getting to see some other furs that's quite close by.

Cons
Expensive
isolated
I still don't have license to drive
NO HELP IN STUDY (unless you guys are willing to help)
Share rooms ( no wanks and stuffs.. *sobs* )

That's all I can think of for now. Please give some comments on whether I should go or not. because I'm kinda thinking about the money stuff right now. If I don't go, I can go for another 2 years with parents and stuff. (form 6) Or wait for politechnic which.. is cheaper.. But the approval haven't arrived yet.

By the way. Taking Creative multimedia.. any idea what that is?

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:15:52 GMT

Heya people! How's it been in life? Sorry if I lacked updates recently, Kinda feeling down over the fact my hard-disk have to be totally eliminated. *sobs*

Aside from that, I finished okami. And I also have panda eyes. @_@ Okami is still totally amazing. And the ending is nice! Hopefully there's a sequel to it.

Oh yea. about life, it sucks. I suddenly have this "being lonely" when I went to my grandparents grave this morning. no idea why nor how. I wanted to call Ruff for some talk, but he said he's working in a nice firm (i think he forgot the word "Ass") and Leon being working as a cook of some sort. (I'm still scared to taste his cooking). So in result I just have to rant a little on Lj.

I tried to apply into University by the way, I really hope I can get in it. Wish me luck? I'm planning on taking buiness. anyone aside from my sister that have experiance please help me a little.

Now I think i covered almost everything.. what else am I missing? Oh yea. I'm suddenly spending above my budget recently. no idea why or how.
it's burning a HUGE hole in my pocket. did I mention It's mostly on PS2 ames and food? And I think I need make-up to cover up my panda eyes.

Well.. That's all I have for now. Nothing else I have for report now. aside my heart being broken quite painfully. (yay heartless!) and the part where I need you guys to get me porn.. I lost them all.. Please... *whines* Thank to those who actually read I suppose

Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:38:37 GMT

Yo everyone! It's been awhile since I actually used Lj.. Kinda missed it a little.. Here's what I've been up to recently..(for those who actually cared~)

a friend borrowed me a PS2 for some fun while I loan him my "Princess Hours (a korean drama series)" original dvd.. and bought Kingdom hearts 1 and 2 also okami.. My comments on them are~~~

1. Okami : Awesome! The pics are nice.. gameplay quite smooth.. and amazingly cute.. not to mention humourous! I remember i saw a picture somewhere showing amaterasu(spelling? I forgot how to spell) tail-hole.. and it really does! I'm still midway of finishing the game.. (actually I'm stuck and is now online to check walkthrough) but I already enjoy the fun right now.. must finish.. the characters are quite amusing.. still they don't really believe on my "powers" and stuff. wait.. no more spoilers for those who haven't play!
Verdict : 9 out of 10 (lack of voice play!)

Kingdom hearts 1 : Haven't really went through it.. basicly.. sora's weak! for now.. Kh2's better.. not to mention leveling is tough..
Current verdict : 8 out of 10 (emotionless voiceplay and sora sucks!)

Kingdom hearts 2 : ... I'm telling you.. roxas foreplay game is damn long! I just started on mulan's place.. so gimme time.. Btw.. Sora here's better and leveling is alot easier.. still getting the hang of the gummi ship.. gimme time to say...
Current verdict : 8 out of 10 (emotionless voiceplay and not so smooth storyline)

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:45:03 GMT

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Heard this song by chance yesterday.. damn sad.. :( *sniffles*

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:33:57 GMT

Yawn~~~ Boring day.. work temporarily stop due to raid(VCD Raids.. It's so common that shop owners know even before they came.. Nice huh?) Anyhow.. My "ang Pau" or red packet doesn't seem to give me much income.. I'm nearly reaching 1k (Inclusive of other years that I saved up from) And... I'm short of 2 more k's to get a PS3.. *sighs* I need better things.. :P

Anyhow.. Nothing happening much.. aside from meeting china's tourist that are literally demanding.. I can't stand them!!! >< Oh well.. Next stop games..

Yanno.. I alwas expected work to give me some things to post on the Lj but it seems like it's reducing my post and all sorts... I need a better thing to do.. Meh~

One last thing.. Did you know there's a show called "Prey" and it's got lions... sadly killed though.. :( Stay alive was nice.. and... Mexican werewolf is sucky.. the werewolf looked ugly.. waiting for Death Note 2 and Blood and chocolate now.. :-/

Malaysians that need a video.. ask from me! I'll supply you cheap! >=3

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:50:47 GMT

Happy New year! (For chinese that is..) It's now the end of the Dog's year.. entering the year of the boar.. Looks like Boars hate me.. Everything seems to be going not so well with electronics for me.. meh.. Money comes first for now.. Can't post much today.. So See you guys After the new year!

Bye bye..

Hello

(small size.. ><)

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:19:06 GMT

Happy valentines! Hope your's is filled with love and enjoyment(and By that I mean *hint hint*)

Okay.. My rabbits been celebrating the valentime a lil' early and now have another set of 6 babies.. This time we "forced" the mum to feed the babies.. A few time it moved around a lot.. but... we can manage that..

My sister is coming back with alot of animes for me to watch.. That's good..

I now have enough to buy between PS2 or wait till I have enough for PS3.. Guess the new year might do me some good... Red packets! $_$ (i'm so money minded.. :P )

now Off for some DotA and games.. cya later.

Oh.. My laptop might still have a chance to be saved.. but now my pendrive's down too.. T^T (Year of bad luck I think)

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:50:33 GMT

Life's been so-so.. Got scolded alot by the boss. Doing my best to ignore him with Mp3~~

On the nice part.. Chinese New Year's Next 2 weeks!!! Year of the boar!! Oink oink~~ Red packets! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! BONUSS!!!!!!! (I better get them or more things will be missing from the shop.. >.>

Went back to my kindergarden church to visit my teacher.. She forgot all about me.. :( She did invite me to a teenager party later though.. Got some fursuiters..(not really furries.. :(

It's been quite enjoyable this weekend.. Ruff had quite alot to drink during my break yesterday and got drunk and hit on an innocent person which was slightly shocking.. :P Amusing.. They've been treating me alot of food... I just added 3 pounds.. :( *sobs*

Oh yea.. If by anychance I miss.. Happy valentines! *hugs and kisses*

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:33:31 GMT

Work have been extremely tiring.. Not to mention boring.. Ruff gave me a shock today by suddenly walking into the store(where we kept all the cd's and hugged me... (I'm guessing the cashier lady told him..) Anyhow.. He's been treating me with his so called "hard earned money"(Who wana guess it's by sex?)

Anyhow.... I watched some of the shows I got.. And... Kyuuhari? Fate stay night is really nice? I'm cluelesss about the story.. o.o;;

Till now.. I'm just working out fine.. And I got the full set of SPD waiting for me at home.. Whee~~ ^_^

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